neverbeencool

Kiala made it pretty clear that she totally kicks my ass in the Whedon arena when she trumped our Buffy and Angel DVD sets with her PDX Browncoats membership card. Touche, Kiala. Touche.
Made me question my nerdliness in general. Made me cry. Which made me drink. And, as usual, that [...]

First off, this will hopefully be the last time I mention anything about being sick.  Definitely feel far better than yesterday.  Despite starting the morning coughing up blood, I’m actually feeling on the mend.
Since I’ve been bedridden for most of the last 48 hours or so and illin’ in general since Monday, my creative juices [...]

Reporting to you live from what will hopefully soon be my deathbed…
After a few glorious hours of store-brand-Nyquil-induced coma-sleep, I was feeling a bit better this morning. Got up, showered as normal… No appetite still, so no Kashi Golean Crunch for Our Hero, but felt noticeably better than I did the day before.
Didn’t last.
Halfway [...]

If you’re looking for The Funny today, I’m afraid you’ve come to the wrong place. Three days of flu-like symptoms plus a three-year-old daughter with the same symptoms multiplied by three days of restless and infrequent sleep equals one exhausted and decidedly unfunny Justin. Still, though, I told myself I’d write something every [...]

My weight, as of this morning.
One of the few benefits of being sick (besides your wife bringing you Hot Toddies in bed) is the weight loss that occasionally accompanies it. I’m working Day Two of whatever-crap-the-kids-brought-home-this-time, and have lost about four pounds already. Piss off, Jared. Who needs Subway when you’ve got [...]