I accidentally stopped drinking coffee last week. Didn’t plan to. Just happened. Kinda like how I quit smoking eight years ago just because my morning cigarette tasted like ass, or when I quit smuggling coke across the border in swallowed condoms after spending a week in a Tijuana jail.
Unfortunately, friend, you’re the one who has to pay for my lack of caffeination. I’m sorry. Life’s not fair. Just ask the Poor people who have to shop for themselves.
But here we are, half way through this inaugural post, and all I can think about is the stupid cup of tea (Earl Grey, hot) sitting on my desk, with its glaring deficiencies… Damn you, tea! Why can’t you be more like your brother?! Coffee wouldn’t let me down when I need to write something witty!
So… Welcome to the new blog. Sorry about the mess. I’ve just moved in.
