neverbeencool

I’m totally sorry.
I’m not really sure what I did, or to whom I should be directing this, but I apologize. From the deepest, darkest, worm-infestedest corner of my soul, I’m sooooo sorry.
Ok, surely things have to get better now, right? I’ve atoned. I’ve admitted fault. Karma can stop pissing on us?
Yesterday [...]

Like I mentioned a few days ago, I’ll be flying out to Texas next Monday for a week of work-related crap. Unfortunately, that means I have to spend this week trying to catch up on all those little prep tasks I need to complete before leaving on a jet plane. Doesn’t leave much [...]

A couple weeks ago, one of my co-serfs from our Texas office came to town. Being his first time in Oregon, he was ill-prepared for what happened after he rented his ride. From his first attempts at filling up the tank to his encounters with free-range cyclists, the whole experience left him cowering [...]

Going for “extremely annoyed, bordering on angry” here and, thanks to two years of high school drama, I obviously pull it off smashingly. Not since I made the role of Polonius mine for the ages back in ‘92 has the world seen such acting skill. Bravo, Justin. Bravo.
I’m sure many of you [...]

That’s not just a Diet Coke. That’s my first soda in nearly two months. Another streak ruined.
And why am I drinking a Diet Coke this morning? Because I don’t have any booze in the office. Like you even need to ask.
Well, that, and the fact that it’s the first pleasant, sunny [...]