Chris – A while back, some dude was selling a collection of black action figures on ebay. Package included just about every black dude you could imagine, but sans Lando. One of the questions in his FAQ was “Where’s Lando?”, to which he replied that Lando wasn’t black, but rather from a galaxy far, far away in which race didn’t matter.

I think that pretty much clears you. We’ll go to a Knicks/Blazers game in costume.

Mickey – I know! WTF? Only thing I can think of is that it has to do with the word “badonkadonk,” which, as I learned through both Chappelle’s Show and the MIT Hip Hop class, is a big ol’ booty (see also “Ghetto Onion”). Maybe the Amazon search thing made the same connection?

Crissy – Wow. I didn’t realize I was so prudish. I’m blushing for us both. Please don’t force me to institute some kind of “no hootchie in the comments” rule/filter.

It’s funny you mention your 34th birthday. I will be 34 in June and was just thinking about it in the shower this morning and it horrified me.

Then I started looking for grey pubic hairs.

Yes. That’s right. I have it on good authority that they turn grey or gray. I don’t know which, but neither is very good.

I plan to remain shaved for the rest of my life just so I don’t have to have that horrifying moment when I discover my first grey/gray pube.

Look at me oversharing on your blog already and we barely even know each other.

Thanks for the blogrolling by the way! Please can I stay if I promise to behave?