Normally, I’d wait until everyone had a chance to enjoy the last post for at least a day before throwing something else on here. Sometimes, though, you just have to share.
Behold, the Best Headline Ever:
In case you’re afraid to click, here’s a taste:
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
“Shrink men’s penises?” That totally happened to, um, this one guy I knew…
