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	<title>Comments on: Dude, where&#8217;s my junk?!</title>
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	<description>patron saint of nerds</description>
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		<title>By: Kiala</title>
		<link>http://www.neverbeencool.com/2008/04/23/dude-wheres-my-junk/comment-page-1/#comment-261</link>
		<dc:creator>Kiala</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;It&#039;s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,&quot; said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.


I WANT THAT JOB.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,&#8221; said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.</p>
<p>I WANT THAT JOB.</p>
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		<title>By: Meg</title>
		<link>http://www.neverbeencool.com/2008/04/23/dude-wheres-my-junk/comment-page-1/#comment-259</link>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like the part of the article where it says: How do you know your penis is gone unless you go home and try it?

Very funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like the part of the article where it says: How do you know your penis is gone unless you go home and try it?</p>
<p>Very funny.</p>
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		<title>By: melissa lion</title>
		<link>http://www.neverbeencool.com/2008/04/23/dude-wheres-my-junk/comment-page-1/#comment-257</link>
		<dc:creator>melissa lion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There are a few men who could do with a little penis theft. I&#039;m not going to mention names, but rather tape pictures of their faces to dolls that are anatomically correct...but not for long.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are a few men who could do with a little penis theft. I&#8217;m not going to mention names, but rather tape pictures of their faces to dolls that are anatomically correct&#8230;but not for long.</p>
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		<title>By: Allie</title>
		<link>http://www.neverbeencool.com/2008/04/23/dude-wheres-my-junk/comment-page-1/#comment-255</link>
		<dc:creator>Allie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHAHA!!! I love it! Thank you for not holding back on us a whole 24hours! 
I needed a good laugh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHAHA!!! I love it! Thank you for not holding back on us a whole 24hours!<br />
I needed a good laugh!</p>
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		<title>By: mickey</title>
		<link>http://www.neverbeencool.com/2008/04/23/dude-wheres-my-junk/comment-page-1/#comment-254</link>
		<dc:creator>mickey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That really is the Best Headline Ever. Well done, sir. Damn sorcerers think they&#039;re better than everyone else.

(Also, I had to delete my URL to get this to post. It wouldn&#039;t let me comment at all yesterday, either.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That really is the Best Headline Ever. Well done, sir. Damn sorcerers think they&#8217;re better than everyone else.</p>
<p>(Also, I had to delete my URL to get this to post. It wouldn&#8217;t let me comment at all yesterday, either.)</p>
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		<title>By: chris</title>
		<link>http://www.neverbeencool.com/2008/04/23/dude-wheres-my-junk/comment-page-1/#comment-253</link>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that is the scariest thing I&#039;ve ever heard of.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that is the scariest thing I&#8217;ve ever heard of.</p>
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		<title>By: Holly</title>
		<link>http://www.neverbeencool.com/2008/04/23/dude-wheres-my-junk/comment-page-1/#comment-252</link>
		<dc:creator>Holly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Penis theft!? o.O
Well that&#039;s a novelty!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Penis theft!? o.O<br />
Well that&#8217;s a novelty!</p>
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		<title>By: Matt Davis</title>
		<link>http://www.neverbeencool.com/2008/04/23/dude-wheres-my-junk/comment-page-1/#comment-244</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt Davis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a penis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a penis.</p>
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