In honor of my upcoming trip:
2 Responses to "Texas = Stupid"
1 | Jacob
The only place in Texas I’d be willing to live is Austin. Can’t bash a town whose motto is “Keep Austin Weird.”
2 | Justin
Unless, of course, you live in Portland:
http://www.keepportlandweird.com/html/products.html
Best thing about the Keep Portland Weird thing is the billboard playing off it we can see from my office that says “Keep Portland Beered” instead.
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- Ick, Ew, and other not-good feelings…
- mickey: Now THAT"S a good pirate. Although it is certainly not my desire to walk the plank, I feel I'm given no choice in light of the gleaming saber and a
- Chad Broadus: Ha! That's awesome. Jesus, she's all grown up now!
- Jacob: Holy Crap? A post from Justin? And just in time for National Blog Posting Month. I demand you post once a day, every day until December.
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