neverbeencool

This is the third time I’ve started to write something today. Let’s see if it becomes the third time I hit “delete,” throw my chair, and piss on the guy in the office next to me in a fit of rage when it becomes abundantly clear that I have nothing to say.

Thing is, when I started this blog, I made a pact with myself that, come Hell, high water, or Katherine Heigl, I was going to post something every day. But bloody fucking Hell…

I’m tired (still). And I can’t remember how old I am. Which probably means I’m too old. Like time-to-put-me-out-to-pasture old.* Or too-old-to-be-expected-to-blog-every-day old.

But I’m a man of my word. I’m not going to let myself down, regardless of how painful it might be (especially for you). Or how tarded I sound. Or if I’d be better off spending the time taking up smoking again than continuing to let this crap flow out of my head.

Is that enough of a post yet? Judges? Fuck.

How about we just settle for a wacky picture of some kind?

I’ll just head on over to Google Images… search for the phrase “wacky picture…”

Oh, and we’re sooooo not disappointed. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “Wacky Japanese:” (borderline NSFW, 100% wacky)

Oh, Google. I heart you soooo much. Thank you.

*I just looked at my ID. Turns out I’m still thirty-three. Who knew?