Comments on: Why Public Transportation Stinks

By: Matt Davis

Matt Davis — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:29:02 +0000

I look like that with my shirt off.

By: Sid

Sid — Mon, 19 May 2008 05:20:01 +0000

Well … at least you weren’t forced to watch a guy prance around in his Speedo. That happens to me every Summer. I feel like putting up a public service anouncement stating that only David Beckham lookalikes can pull off Speedos.

By: Megan

Megan — Sun, 18 May 2008 16:45:34 +0000

Right? Nobody likes summer, and if they tell you they do they’re lying. And just so the Internets don’t think we’re all wimps, can I point out that it was almost 100 degrees, which I think is one degree below a million?

By: Recovering Straight Girl

Recovering Straight Girl — Sat, 17 May 2008 18:01:50 +0000

I nearly melted yesterday and I barely left my air conditioned house. Today, seeing house it’s Saturday, I think I may just drink all day to combat the heat. That should help matters I think.

That guy doesn’t look like a typical Portlander, well except for the hairy armpits. Was he at least wearing Birks?

By: Aaron B. Hockley

Aaron B. Hockley — Sat, 17 May 2008 04:57:24 +0000

I spent today out in the gorge doing some photography. At one point, the thermometer in my buddy’s Yukon said it was 128 degrees outside.

Good times.

By: Kiala

Kiala — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:29:02 +0000

OMG. I am NOT OKAY with this weather.

NOT OKAY. It is too hot and I don’t tan well. I mean, I eventually do, but first I just turn pink and blotchy.

By: Justin

Justin — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:08:57 +0000

Chris – He looked kinda hard core, what with the muscle shirt and all. He might have bit me.

Bob – So happy you find pleasure in my pain. I guess those tears weren’t for nothing after all.

Clinton – I don’t think I could have washed out the scent. Guess if I need to sleep inside something warm and smelly in the frozen North, I’ll just have to slice open my tauntaun.

Meg – The key is to not show fear. They sense that.

Jacob – Like a drunken school girl?

By: Jacob

Jacob — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:05:42 +0000

I’m all giggly now.

By: Meg

Meg — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:32:04 +0000

Holy Crapola – somebody is half man half gorilla. I would have been so frightened if I had been you. God, I’m probably going to have nightmares about this tonight.

By: Clinton

Clinton — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:19:53 +0000

Dude! You should have killed him and stored his pelt for the winter months. You’ve really got to think ahead if you’re going to survive in the harshness of the frozen North. Also, two words: seal blubber.