Comments on: The Gays are coming! The Gays are coming!

By: mickey

mickey — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:39:09 +0000

I don’t know, man- When we lived in Kentucky we shared a wall with some lesbians who attracted all kinds of trouble, including the cops in my only 911-dialing experience. Those were some scary broads.

By: Nels

Nels — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:39:27 +0000

“…the house that previously brought us such memorable moments as ‘Drunken Meth Addict Resists Arrest’…”

LMAO! Thanks for bringing back memories of my ghetto apartment days. Sadly, I think nearly everyone in Oregon has one of these stories…

By: Silja

Silja — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:11:35 +0000

♫♪ Look at the stars, look how they shine for youuuuuuuu…♫♪

By: JustinS

JustinS — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:52:57 +0000

I’m gonna have to get that restraining order against young Spaniards, aren’t I? At least you’re grrrring after young hottie tennis pros, though. You’d be on the couch if you were lusting those deep and soulful lead singers, woman!

By: Silja

Silja — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:25:51 +0000

“Appropriate, no?”

I love it when you use the Nadal accent. :)

By: Justin

Justin — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:36:40 +0000

Jacob – I’ve also heard of studies that say that gay men have larger penises than average. I think a lot of studies are done by gay people.

NPW – I’d love nothing more than to have our neighborhood filled with homosexuals, male or female. I hope these pioneers will lead to a great Portland-to-Vancouver homigration.

Chris – I will, and you’ll look FABulous.

By: chris

chris — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:15:40 +0000

If you catch The Gay, will you suggest some nice ties for me to wear?

By: nancypearlwannabe

nancypearlwannabe — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:28:56 +0000

Maybe now only other gays will want to move into the building with them! I’ll keep my fingers crossed that they’re not gay meth addicts.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:43:39 +0000

All the gay people I’ve ever met would have made great neighbors, including the guy I met at a friend’s house who bore a creepy resemblance to Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall and knew my hometown because he’d organized a traveling art show that visited my hometown library.

Plus, Mitch and Peggy have several gay neighbors and they all seem to be going above and beyond the call of duty in raising area home values, especially considering the fact that you go over one street, and it’s run-down inner-city.

Of course there are the meth addict homos, and trailer trash queers, but I read stats once that said homosexuals tend to have a higher education and household income than the national average.