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19 Jun, 2008

That’s it.

Posted by: Justin In: Stupid Powerball still hasn't paid off

Couple weeks ago, I got a bike for Father’s Day.  Nothing super duper fancy (why spend more on a bike than on my last car?), but I like it.  It’s shiny and new and it comfortably goes where I tell it to.  And it takes me with it.  I’ve taken it out for a couple little rides and, after making some minor height adjustments, it kicks of the ass.

My original plan was to start riding the bike to the train station a couple miles from my home then take the light-rail in from there like I currently do.  Just replacing the car part of my daily trek with a bike commute, essentially.  In fact, with rush hour traffic, it only takes me about 5-10 more minutes to bike that part than it takes to drive.

Eventually, I thought I might start riding, occasionally, all the way into the office (about 10 miles each way).  Figured if I got into some shape (other than my current round one), it might not be a bad way to start the day.  And since there’s all sorts of upcoming train construction, including some closures of a bridge later this summer that will completely FUBAR the light-rail, I’ve got a little motivation.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince me to start avoiding the train at all costs, this definitely pushed me over the edge:

My eyes!

I’m blind!

Please, kill me now.

Of course, the camera phone doesn’t do it justice.  For instance, you don’t see all the hair…  Oh, so much hair…

And the backne.

I suppose I should thank you, Mr. FatHairyButtCrackBackneMan.  Thanks to you, I’ll be on the bike starting Monday.

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2 Responses to "That’s it."

1 | Chris

June 19th, 2008 at 11:20 am

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Oh goddamn man! This post should’ve come with a warning!

2 | Rachel

June 19th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

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HA!

I’ve wanted a bike for the longest time. Actually, that sounds really dumb of me. I could definitely afford one if I didn’t full up my gas tank four times.

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