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24 Jun, 2008

The other sport of wealthy white people…

Posted by: Justin In: Playing with my balls.

Problem with writing post-dated blog entries is that you never know what might happen between the time you finish writing and the time it publishes.  For instance, if I’d written something horrible and slanderous about George Carlin on Friday night and set it to post on Monday, I’d look like more of an ass than usual right about now.

Thing is, though, that I’ll be taking The Boy to the airport tomorrow for his annual trip to Biological Fatherland, meaning my only options are to either write something now (Monday afternoon) and set it to post tomorrow, or just skip it altogether.  And since I feel guilty enough about having to miss a biking day only two attempts into my new bike-to-work thing (can’t carry Boy and his bags on the handlebars…), Our Hero has gone with Option A.

So let me first apologize in advance to Rafa, Roger, and ESPN.  Just in case anything horrible happens to any of the three in the next few hours and I end up looking like a callous jacktard as a result.

So…

I’m a sports guy.  Love watching and, when I have the time, participating.  Pretty much goes for all sports but NASCAR (which we all know isn’t really a sport, but rather a wasted couple hours of rednecks driving in circles for the amusement of other inbred folk).

Anyway.  Some of us sports fans are in the middle of a letdown.  The NBA Finals just finished with the beautiful whoopin’ of the Lakers (who wouldn’t have been in close to the Finals but for a trade that shouldn’t have happened and a clear NBA bias…), Major League Baseball is irrelevant until the pennant races heat up, and NFL teams don’t start reporting to training camps for another month or so.  Thankfully, though, there’s still tennis.

Seriously.

I really enjoy watching tennis, and this time of year is prime tennis watchin’ season.  The French Open just wrapped up a couple weeks ago, that one event hosted by the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club (a name as white as the uniforms the club requires) kicked off yesterday, and, in late August, we’ll finish the last of the Grand Slam events with the US Open in Flushing Meadows.  Good times for sports fans and the people who cover them.

Which makes this that much more peculiar.

Couple days ago, the Mrs. was looking up Wimbledon happenings over at the website for the Worldwide Leader in Sports when she found this:

ESPN Tennis Page

Ok, looks pretty normal.  But take a closer look at the survey on the right:

Federer won?

Huh?  Federer won the French Open?  Well, now, that’s great news for him!  Guess that means he finally finished that career Grand Slam and gets to shake that best-player-to-never-win-in-Roland-Garros moniker, eh?

Now, I watched some of that final match and remember a slightly different result.  One that involved a certain Spaniard my wife finds particularly hunky winning his fourth consecutive French Open…

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6 Responses to "The other sport of wealthy white people…"

1 | Jacob

June 24th, 2008 at 7:11 am

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You read my blog, so you know I share a fondness for tennis. I even coach it at a very low level. I actually assist a former small-time pro who was limited by his knees reaching 80 while he was still in his twenties, but really freaking knows his stuff still, so I don’t do a whole lot, but the kids think I do, so it works for me.

I also love this time of year for tennis, although with the Australian Open in the middle of the winter, tennis doesn’t seem to have as much of a season.

I also vividly remember Federer being more or less raped by Nadal on the clay, so badly in fact that I turned over to watch the end of the match only to watch them playing on grass. It took me 15 minutes to figure out what was going on. I knew that Roland Garos wasn’t grassy but there was no blip on the screen to signify that this was a recording and the video even said Live in the top left corner. Nadal won so fast that NBC had to put up video of last year’s Wimbledon to fill time. Federer is slumping though. I wouldn’t be surprised if he pulls it together like Agassi and ends his career in his 30s (another decade or so of playing for him) like Agassi and Sampras still winning majors.

Nadal is just amazing on clay, though.

Finally, I share your opinion of NASCAR, although I’d add golf to that as well. It’s a worthless sport. It’s a waste of space, a huge and unnecessary drain on water resources, and wastes TV time with coverage. Plus, old money tends to be a bit inbred too. They do typically have pretty good teeth, though.

2 | Chris

June 24th, 2008 at 9:58 am

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I really think people are counting Federer out way too early. I think he wins Wimbledon and shuts everyone up who thinks he’s done already. It’s grass and he OWNS grass.

3 | Justin

June 24th, 2008 at 11:52 am

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Jacob - I’m torn on golf. On the one hand, it seems like an affront against nature to maintain a golf course in the middle of the Arizona desert, big green patches you can see from space using more water than a small town strictly for the benefit of whitey.

On the other, it’s a helluva fun sport. Frustrating as all hell, but really, really enjoyable. And I’ll watch major tournaments (especially the British Open) regularly.

And the Aussie Open thing annoys me. You have 3 of the 4 slam events going down within a few months, but this one freakishly thrown in during the middle of our winter. Not saying they shouldn’t have the tourney, but maybe another northern hemisphere Slam event during the summer. Maybe something in Russia or eastern Europe to take advantage of all the talent coming out of those places? Or maybe the Far East, just to generate interest in the sport?

Chris - Fo shizzle. My wife’s a Nadal fan, but I’m all about Roger. He definitely started this season on the wrong foot with his sickness/injury, but he’s coming on. And while Nadal, Djokovic, etc. are certainly closing the gap, Roger is still The Man.

Speaking of Roger (and this could be a post of its own, but whatever)…

Biggest annoyance about tennis is the coverage it gets stateside. ESPN2 showed the early round Nadal match this morning, but the announcers just kept talking about the great matchups with Roddick, Davenport, and Blake, three people who’re likely to make very early exists. And only Davenport has ever mattered.

Yet the coverage over here is all about the Americans, even when they consistently get their asses handed to them early. Wouldn’t it be great if the major western news organizations focused on the people who could actually play?

Take Roger, for instance. Here you have the most dominant athlete on the planet, yet the average American couldn’t pick him out of a lineup because ESPN, etc. just wants to talk Roddick and Blake. It’s insulting.

4 | Silja

June 24th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

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Nadal will win.

5 | Meg

June 25th, 2008 at 9:43 am

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I don’t really have much to add to this except that isn’t there a rumor out there that Roger Federer and Anna Wintour are dating and isn’t that an odd pairing?

6 | Silja

June 25th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

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They aren’t dating unless Roger’s long-term girlfriend Mirka is in on it (all three have been photographed together in public). If I was Mirka I would just sit on that icky old twig of a woman. Then these stupid pesky rumors wouldn’t get started anymore.

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