Just went for a little walk around Tom McCall Waterfront Park on my lunch and ran into a bunch of Canadian Geese chillin’ at the south end.
A shit-fuck ton of Canadian Geese
Couldn’t get all of them into frame, but there are about 100 of the things in this shot, roughly 2/3 of the gaggle. Would have taken a few closer shots, but this dude decided to get all Sean-Penn-circa-1987 on my ass every time I came near his posse:
The geese in Canada are as blood-thirsty as their hockey players
And frankly, given my wife’s fear of birds, I don’t think she’d be happy with the idea of me getting my eyes pecked out by some pissed off canuck waterfowl. He totally would have done it, too. Pretty sure this guy’s already got the taste for human blood:
They’ll eat anything. Bread, human flesh. Whatever.
