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05 Aug, 2008

Face lift

Posted by: Justin In: Don't Label Me!

So both of you who’ve been here more than once probably noticed that I changed the theme.  The old one was a boring and messy as its owner, so I figured it was about time to shake up the look.

Oh, if only it was this easy in real life…  It’s really too bad for all of you that I can’t just surf over to some website, click a few buttons, and suddenly transform this:

into this:

Of course, that’s probably worse for you all than me.  After all, I only have to see myself for a few minutes in the morning and each time I wash my hands after taking a piss.  And I know when I’ll have to see that grill so I can brace myself.

You poor bastards, on the other hand, never know when you might be stuck lookin’ at this thing.  Could see me the next time you’re driving through PDX, or maybe, God forbid, when you’re out for dinner.

All things considered, though, I think that I’d stick with the Justin 1.0 model even if the Pitt theme was an option.  Who knows how much work it would take to uninstall that Jolie add-on.

Anyway, let me know if you happen to find anything funky with the site while you’re here.  I’m working on the little snafus I’ve found, but seems like something always slips through.

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7 Responses to "Face lift"

1 | Mary Sue

August 6th, 2008 at 8:25 am

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If you’re going to go to all the trouble of pressing a few buttons and transforming into someone, I suggest you pick someone who’s, you know, handsome. Nathan Fillion, for example.

2 | Chris

August 6th, 2008 at 8:59 am

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Nice new look man. I’m impressed that you wash your hands after ever piss. I forget/am too lazy sometimes.

3 | Meg

August 6th, 2008 at 11:56 am

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I likey the new layout!

4 | Todd

August 6th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

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I had to click to your site after the hilarious comment you left on Narm’s blog. I laughed out loud (good thing I was at home at the time and not at work). you know how people look down on people who laugh for no good reason at work. they think they’re nuts… maybe I am, dunno.

Chris, wash your hands!!

5 | Justin

August 7th, 2008 at 8:39 am

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Mary Sue - I still can’t forgive him for popping Xander’s eye ball. Not that the eye-patch thing doesn’t make any man look completely bad ass, but still…

Chris - I used to work for a company that was run by a former dentist. I ran into him in the bathroom one day and noticed that he didn’t wash his hands after taking a piss. I haven’t seen a dentist since.

Meg - Thanks! Still tweaking things, but over all I like the theme, too. My friend Jeremy found it for me, which worked out great for both of us: I got a new theme and he got me to stop trying to get him to make one for me.

Todd - I’m glad someone else shares my love for my-boss-steals-office-supplies-to-support-his-drug-habit humor.

6 | Megan

August 7th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

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I like it! Nice work

7 | pawpads

August 8th, 2008 at 6:50 am

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Ooh no. If you’re going to want to look like someone else, please don’t pick Brad Pitt.

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