Comments on: Damn you, habanero! Damn you straight to Hell!

By: lololol

lololol — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:54:15 +0000

i ate a habanero once. got a free burrito.
it was well worth the endless hour on the potty.

By: pawpads

pawpads — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:00:27 +0000

Hey!
We have Burritos. I’ve just never got round to having one yet.
Come on over. It’s great.

By: Justin

Justin — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:08:24 +0000

Mary Sue – You’re lucky. The spiciest culinary feat anyone in my family ever pulled off involved adding a dash of pepper to the store-brand macaroni and cheese. Yet another way they failed to prepare me for my future battles.

Mickey – I hope ‘flaming-ass challenge’ isn’t a euphemism.

Meg – You know it’s hot enough when it burns from start to finish in the digestive process.

Unbearable Banishment – I can dance if I want to! I can leave my friends behind…

pawpads – You’ve just convinced me to scratch the UK off my places in which I should seek asylum when the shit goes down in the US.

Chris – Fo shizzle. And can I sleep on your couch if my wife finally gets tired of me whining about my tummy hurting?

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:57:22 +0000

I admire your determination. You must not fail!

By: pawpads

pawpads — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:20:20 +0000

I’ve always wanted a Buritto.

Pawpads ~ full of interesting comments.

By: The Unbearable Banishment

The Unbearable Banishment — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:32:08 +0000

Dear fellow whitey: Learn to embrace your culinary ordinariness. Deviating from this path will only cause more unnecessary pain. And, for Christ’s sake, stay off the dance floor. Do not shame us any more than you have already.

By: Meg

Meg — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:31:51 +0000

I have a friend like this. I like to call her crazy lady. She likes it so hot she has to ice her lips afterwards. That just doesn’t sound tasty to me.

By: mickey

mickey — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:50:22 +0000

When I waited tables the Guatemalan guys in the kitchen cooked up their own version of wing sauce one time. All I had was a taste and it burned intensely for the rest of the day. I like it spicy, but they can keep that shit to themselves.

I’ll leave the flaming-ass challenges to you, my friend.

By: Mary Sue

Mary Sue — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:13:31 +0000

Awww, white people are so adorable!

You know, I hear from my friends in LA that colon cleansing is a big thing again. Let’s find that guy, buy his recipe, and market it to the ’stars’ for big bucks!

Although I bet it’s still milder than the stuff my grandfather makes. Imagine a salsa cooked up by a guy who lived in India for a while.