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12 Aug, 2008

I’ll take “Things You Don’t Want to See in Front of Your Office” for $200, Alex.

Posted by: Justin In: Don't Label Me!

Saw this across the street from my office as I was coming in this morning:

Mike Rowe’s next gig?

Let’s go ahead and add this to the list of Jobs I Hope I Never Have right now.  From this moment on, if I ever feel bad about my job, I’ll just need to think to myself, “You know, at least I’m not cleaning up the month-old, half-eaten-by-cats remains of Mrs.  Stein…”

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4 Responses to "I’ll take “Things You Don’t Want to See in Front of Your Office” for $200, Alex."

1 | Aaron

August 12th, 2008 at 8:04 am

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Those people make damn good money.

2 | rs27

August 12th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

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Law and Order wouldn’t exist without these people.

3 | Megan

August 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am

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Oooh, I’m fascinated by that stuff. I guess that makes me creepy, but there it is.

4 | Justin

August 13th, 2008 at 10:29 am

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Aaron - For good reason.

rs27 - I think the world could live with one fewer Law and Order or CSI. We’d still have like 14 versions of each.

Megan - Me, too, in a morbid sort of way. I hung around the van for a little bit, waiting to see something that would give me nightmares for the rest of my life. Sadly/happily, the only thing I spotted was a cart of disinfectants.

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