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13 Aug, 2008

Dear Weather Gods: Suck it. Love, Justin

This is completely unacceptable:

You Weather Gods are officially on notice. This will not be tolerated. Cease and desist or you’ll leave me no choice but to… Fuck. I got nothing. Too hot to conjure up idle threats. I’m just going to have to wallow in my own sweat until autumn.

You win again, Mister Sun. You win again.

Update:

Ok, really? This is how it’s gonna be, huh? I get lippy so you decide to fuck with me even more?

$Good God that\'s hot!$

I… I’m sorry.

Look. I get it. You’re in charge. You’re the fucking boss and I’m just this miserably little peon who shouldn’t have called you out to begin with.

I surrender.

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8 Responses to "Dear Weather Gods: Suck it. Love, Justin"

1 | The Unbearable Banishment

August 13th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

Bookmark this post and refer back to it in February. You’ll change your tune!

2 | Chris

August 14th, 2008 at 8:22 am

Mister Sun can be quite a bitch when he wants to be.

3 | Jeremy

August 14th, 2008 at 9:40 am

Thanks! Now I have to suffer your mocking of the sun as well..ya jerk.

(lives 2miles from Justin)

4 | Megan

August 14th, 2008 at 10:20 am

You may blame me if you wish. I am out of town and unable to water my plants, and the asshole weather saw fit to make its move and kill everything.
God I hate summer.

5 | Meg

August 14th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Record high! I love weather like this! I’m really excited. I’m not even being sarcastic - I really am this excited. And I’m taking tomorrow off so I can just lounge by the pool. Woohoo!

6 | Mary Sue

August 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

You. Suck.

I’m going to have to lay in a supply of ice, Rose’s Lime juice, and tequila.

7 | Justin

August 14th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Fools! Don’t you understand? This is only the beginning. It’s growing stronger daily and soon will devour us all!

8 | Sid

August 14th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

I’m in Cape Town. It’s been raining for days. I can’t remember what it feel like to have the sun on your back. Stop complaining.

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