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13 Mar, 2009

Portlander Smash!

Posted by: Justin In: Don't Label Me!

So I have a little bit of a thing for horses.  I mean, I wouldn’t actually want to own one or anything.  Hell, keeping up with the house-broken critters is difficult enough.

And we don’t have any sort of horsie/Western decor.  I’ve never read a Louis L’Amour, and I’m not exactly fighting with Ani over her My Little Ponies.

Maybe it’s because they’re the only other creature described as “magnificent beasts” as often as I am.  Who knows.  I just think they’re purty.

So when I see the Portland Police trotting along downtown on horseback, I can’t help but take a picture or two.  Like when I saw these two last month:

The veterans on the squad get unicorns.

See?  Good looking animal.  Same with its partner in the back, though the officers were a little busy and couldn’t stick around posing for me long enough to get a good shot of him.

So when I was walking around downtown this afternoon and heard the distinctive clickety-clop of horsey feet on bricks, I reached for my camera.  Unfortunately, they were kitty-corner from the food carts and I didn’t want to miss out on the yummy pastor burrito goodnessI’d already ordered, so I had to settle for this shot from across the street:

Wonder if they write each other up for poop scoop violations?

Not the best shot, sure, but you can still tell they’re beautiful creatures.  I figured I’d just crop that one when I got back into the office and call it good.

And I am going to crop and save it.  Just not cropping around the horsies.

In case you missed him, there’s an, um, interesting looking gentleman in the lower-right corner.  Dude who looks like the bastard child of Bruce Banner and Elphaba?  Take a closer look:

It's not easy.

Go ahead.  Insert your own “Portland is a green city” joke here.

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3 Responses to "Portlander Smash!"

1 | Jacob

March 13th, 2009 at 6:41 pm

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I think horses are beautiful animals, but having had several as a kid, I hate them. They can be really annoying animals. I’ll never own a horse as an adult.

I do want a few hair sheep and a couple head of goats, though.

2 | Jacob

March 13th, 2009 at 6:42 pm

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And it’s pretty cool that you weren’t even trying to take a photo of green guy and got him anyway.

3 | mickey

March 16th, 2009 at 8:09 am

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Green is the new gay.

And horses are pretty gay. Not to mention unicorns.

(I’m really not sure what any of that means. It just sounded right.)

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