Turns out the YOUCANHASCHEESEBURGER and the REDONKADONK are for pussies. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Fifth-Third Burger:
Now we know what God did on the 8th day.
According to Ben’s Biz Blog (by way of Fark.com):
The “Fifth Third Burger” (so-called because the Whitecaps play in Fifth Third Ballpark) is 5/3 pounds of grilled hamburger topped with lettuce, tomato, nacho cheese, chili, salsa and crunched tortilla chips. Saddled with the heroic task of holding it all together is an eight-inch sesame seed bun.
Amen.
