Comments on: Portland Facepalm http://www.neverbeencool.com/2009/04/02/portland-face-palm/ patron saint of nerds Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:00:58 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Megkathleen http://www.neverbeencool.com/2009/04/02/portland-face-palm/comment-page-1/#comment-2099 Megkathleen Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:39:16 +0000 http://www.neverbeencool.com/?p=692#comment-2099 I can confirm that the driver is not the same person that was on the MAX because that was me on the MAX. I just could not contain my excitement that Harry Potter was not going to die and Voldemort was not going to win. What a relief right?! It'd been keeping me up at nights...I mean do you want to live in a world ruled by Voldemort? I think not. I can confirm that the driver is not the same person that was on the MAX because that was me on the MAX. I just could not contain my excitement that Harry Potter was not going to die and Voldemort was not going to win. What a relief right?! It’d been keeping me up at nights…I mean do you want to live in a world ruled by Voldemort? I think not.

]]> By: rs27 http://www.neverbeencool.com/2009/04/02/portland-face-palm/comment-page-1/#comment-2097 rs27 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:31:44 +0000 http://www.neverbeencool.com/?p=692#comment-2097 DJ Lance would never vote for Voldemort DJ Lance would never vote for Voldemort

]]> By: Justin http://www.neverbeencool.com/2009/04/02/portland-face-palm/comment-page-1/#comment-2095 Justin Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:13:11 +0000 http://www.neverbeencool.com/?p=692#comment-2095 Hot damn! Satanic chickens training kidnapped babies to fetch beer?! You've read it here first, folks: I WAS WRONG. This person is not only NOT the complete fucktard I originally thought, but my new hero. Better yet, he's cleared the way for me to want a Prius again. Hot damn! Satanic chickens training kidnapped babies to fetch beer?!

You’ve read it here first, folks: I WAS WRONG.

This person is not only NOT the complete fucktard I originally thought, but my new hero.

Better yet, he’s cleared the way for me to want a Prius again.

]]> By: Jacob http://www.neverbeencool.com/2009/04/02/portland-face-palm/comment-page-1/#comment-2094 Jacob Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:05:35 +0000 http://www.neverbeencool.com/?p=692#comment-2094 You totally misinterpreted that bumper sticker. It's not a Harry Potter sticker but a Goats sticker. <a href="http://www.goats.com" rel="nofollow">Goats</a> is a webcomic that I think you would enjoy. Let's just say that a series of strips in the first years was about the satanic chicken, one of the main characters, kidnaps babies from Kmart, there was a blue light special and he panicked, duct-taped them to the ceiling and taught them to fetch beer with nachos. If that's not funny, comedy is an illusion. The bumper sticker refers to a strip where that same Satanic chicken started working on the California PAC, Republicans for Voldemort. The sticker ended up being a political sticker with a sense og humor. My Prius is covered in mud, though. You totally misinterpreted that bumper sticker. It’s not a Harry Potter sticker but a Goats sticker. Goats is a webcomic that I think you would enjoy. Let’s just say that a series of strips in the first years was about the satanic chicken, one of the main characters, kidnaps babies from Kmart, there was a blue light special and he panicked, duct-taped them to the ceiling and taught them to fetch beer with nachos. If that’s not funny, comedy is an illusion.

The bumper sticker refers to a strip where that same Satanic chicken started working on the California PAC, Republicans for Voldemort. The sticker ended up being a political sticker with a sense og humor.

My Prius is covered in mud, though.

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