This sign in downtown Portland is just one missing period away from awesome:
"Breast" means "boobie."
2 Responses to "34, Going On 13"
1 | Michele
Ha! I drive by that every day and I didn’t catch that. I’m slacking in the dirty mind department these days I guess.
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