About

Justin’s lucky enough to share a roof with his beautiful wife, their fantastic kids, two hairball pukin’ cats, and one fat dog in beautiful, tweaker-filled Vancouver.

No, the other one. In Washington.

State, not D.C. You know, near Portland? Uh-uh. The one in Oregon…

Oh, fuck it…. Seattle. Let’s just say he lives in Seattle.

And that’s Our Hero, in a self-portrait he likes to call “Picture He Took When He Should Have Been Doing Real Work.” Note the way the hair is styled up to a point, strategically leading the eye away from the ever-retreating hairline. And the Kirsten Dunstesque teeth that confirm the British origins of his last name. Truly, he’s an artiste.

Seriously. Dude’s fucking brilliant.

Want to know more about Our Hero? Like where you can send the fat wads of cash he so obviously deserves? Email him at justin@neverbeencool.com.

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