neverbeencool

Ok, so here’s the thing…
Turns out that there’s no video of my fourth pukey commercial anywhere on the Internet. Nothing I can find, at least. And since it’s a commercial for a SciFi Channel Original movie, I doubt that most of you have even seen it. Might make this post even more [...]

Pretty sure I’m going to be alone on this one, judging by what I’ve heard on the radio. Fuck it. Everyone else is wrong. This commercial is eye-stabbing bad:
The Coldplay iTunes Ad
Another hep-cat Apple ad.  Joy.
I’m definitely not an Apple fanboy.  Yes, we own an iPod, but I don’t get all [...]

And here’s the commercial that inspired this whole thing:

Really, you could go with any of the Mike’s Hard Lemonade commercials in this campaign, but there’s something about this particular one that really gets the vomit flowing.
You make LEMONADE, for fuck’s sake. You could make fifty of these commercials showing assholes picking on chubby nerds [...]

Let’s skip the pleasantries, shall we?  If you read the title, you know what’s coming.  Why bother making my three remaining brain cells work just to give a warm, fluffy welcome to garbage that made me want to put a bullet into my most precious inanimate possession?
The next four posts (this and another today, two [...]

My morning routine goes a little something like this:

Alarm goes off. Hit Snooze button 1-3 times, depending on how many episodes of whatever show we’re currently watching on DVD (currently Angel) we crammed into the evening prior.
Grab clothes. Take long-ass shower that drives the wife nuts if she happens to be awake while [...]