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Yesterday, our garbage disposal stopped working. Thing just pooped out, nothing happened when I’d flick the switch.
For most households, that’s a bad thing. But for people like us who throw about 6 tons of food down the drain every day just to spite the poor and hungry around the world, it’s a disaster.
So [...]

More old Mr. Show goodness:

And Friday night’s BSG was soooo much better than the previous week. Helo’s shooting for the top spot on my Favorite BSG Character list. And not just because I think the name “Tahmoh” is pretty cool.

Last official day of work before I head to Texas, where here “last official day” means “last day for other people to work, but the beginning of yet another weekend in the office for Our Hero.” Happy happy. Joy joy.
Unfortunately, I still have a few last minute preparations I need to take care [...]

That’s not just a Diet Coke. That’s my first soda in nearly two months. Another streak ruined.
And why am I drinking a Diet Coke this morning? Because I don’t have any booze in the office. Like you even need to ask.
Well, that, and the fact that it’s the first pleasant, sunny [...]

As the Man of the house, one of my duties is to track, hunt, and kill various food stuffs to provide sustenance for the family. On Sunday, I hoisted up my loin cloth, grabbed my club, and headed down to the local Safeway to bring down some donuts.
Went to the first one and found [...]



  • mickey: Now THAT"S a good pirate. Although it is certainly not my desire to walk the plank, I feel I'm given no choice in light of the gleaming saber and a
  • Chad Broadus: Ha! That's awesome. Jesus, she's all grown up now!
  • Jacob: Holy Crap? A post from Justin? And just in time for National Blog Posting Month. I demand you post once a day, every day until December.

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