neverbeencool

So that outage I was complaining about started on Monday…  the one that involved a closed bridge and three weeks of Our Hero biking to work?  Yeah.  About that biking thing…
See, after the exciting manly weekend, I couldn’t drag my lazy ass out of bed early enough to bike in on Monday, so I took [...]

This is for Aaron, because I know how much he loves it when people talk about biking.  After this, maybe I’ll write something about patchouli and socialized medicine.  Again, just for him.
So yesterday was my first day biking into the office after two weeks of out-of-town visitors, work trips, anniversary vacations, and Important People in [...]

I’m back.  In the office.  Wearing a tie.  Joy.
Have I ever mentioned how much I loathe neck gear?  The whole concept of ties baffles me.  I’m a Man.  Why the hell do I need to accessorize?  Hell, I hate just tucking in my shirt.  Now I have to add a noose on top of it?
But [...]

Are we all getting tired of me talking about riding a fucking bike yet?  My God, this is like the eventy-millionth time I’ve talked about it in two weeks.  I’m starting to piss myself off.
And yet, here I am.  Writing about it again.  Because the pain lets me think of nothing else.
So before I started [...]

Ever since I started the whole riding-the-bike-to-work thing a couple weeks ago, Silja’s insisted (mostly playfully) that my next step will inevitably involve adding spandex to my wardrobe.
Fear not, Internet.  That WILL NOT HAPPEN.
Probably.
Normally, I’d say that spandex is the work of the Devil and, had I not spent years perfecting the art of blocking [...]