neverbeencool

Ended up taking the train in to the office this morning.  Was too much of a pussy to get on the bike and pedal in.  And apparently too cool to add subjects to my sentences this morning.
But don’t worry.  I paid for my laziness, and not just by keeping the pounds my fat ass added [...]

So I’m a little irritated this morning.
On Tuesday, I sent off a query to an editor about a content writing gig I found while poking around online.  I wasn’t really qualified, based on the description, but I figured “What the fuck…” and sent off an email.
As expected, that editor didn’t think I was the best [...]

Yesterday, as you might recall, I had a little reminder of exactly why I generally refuse medical attention and rely on my own wits, guile, and general imperviousness to keep me going.  Well, this morning, the fun continued.
For those of you too busy and important to follow the above link, the gist is that I [...]

Had to go to the doctor this morning.  About 18 months ago, they tested my cholesterol and found that I had enough in my body to kill an army of horses.
If the horses came in armies, that is.  I don’t think horses are smart enough to form armies.  Maybe small gatherings, sure, or the odd [...]

So here we are, not even a full week into the Justin Bikes to Work extravaganza, and already I’ve pussed out twice.  Weak.
Yesterday, I woke up pretty sore and stiff, so I thought that I’d be better off skipping the day and giving my weary and out-of-shape muscles a rest.  Plus my front brakes started [...]