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Just assorted, random crap today.  For whatever reason, I can’t seem to pull my head out of my ass long enough to put together anything close to a coherent post.
God, I hope this isn’t my super power.  Maybe it wasn’t a spider bite yesterday after all?  Maybe it was a Republican?
Anyway.
1.  Elton Brand is a [...]

10 Jun, 2008

It Came From the Candy Dish!

Posted by: Justin In: I are smart| I have good taste

So here’s the thing.
I decided to try something new here. Something bold… something relevant… something insightful…
Something that completely rips off brilliant ideas previously executed with more chutzpah than I could ever muster on blogs that continually remind me that I’m a hopeless hack who really needs to stick with his day [...]

Yes, I’m still in Texas. And yes, it’s still hot as fuck.
Really, I could deal with all the other things about Texas if I absolutely had to move here, but oy vey! The heat!
By the way, this was going to be the ass-kickingest post of all time… then I accidentally deleted [...]

Just wanted to share a couple quick bits, in case the two Mr. Show episodes just weren’t enough for today…
Can’t remember if I mentioned this before and I’m too lazy to look through the posts from earlier in the week, but this last weekend was the first one I’ve had completely off in about a [...]

In case I haven’t made it clear (what, with the name of this site and my love of old school Star Trek), I’m a big dork. Never been cool, not even for a minute.
In fact, the closest I’ve been to Cool was this time about ten years ago when we ended up at the [...]



  • mickey: Now THAT"S a good pirate. Although it is certainly not my desire to walk the plank, I feel I'm given no choice in light of the gleaming saber and a
  • Chad Broadus: Ha! That's awesome. Jesus, she's all grown up now!
  • Jacob: Holy Crap? A post from Justin? And just in time for National Blog Posting Month. I demand you post once a day, every day until December.

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Justin is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, with a chocolate coating and a gooey nougat center.

If you just can't get enough of his rambling incoherent charm, contact him at justin@neverbeencool.com and tell him he's pretty.