neverbeencool

Sometimes it’s difficult, being this ruggedly hard-core and manly.  Not many people could do it.  Hell, sometimes I wonder how I’m able to carry the banner of manliness like I do.
Hell, if I wasn’t so manly, I’d probably break down.  It’s my burden.  It’s like Uncle Ben said, “With great testosterone comes great responsibility.” Or [...]

Just assorted, random crap today.  For whatever reason, I can’t seem to pull my head out of my ass long enough to put together anything close to a coherent post.
God, I hope this isn’t my super power.  Maybe it wasn’t a spider bite yesterday after all?  Maybe it was a Republican?
Anyway.
1.  Elton Brand is a [...]

So here we are, not even a full week into the Justin Bikes to Work extravaganza, and already I’ve pussed out twice.  Weak.
Yesterday, I woke up pretty sore and stiff, so I thought that I’d be better off skipping the day and giving my weary and out-of-shape muscles a rest.  Plus my front brakes started [...]

Problem with writing post-dated blog entries is that you never know what might happen between the time you finish writing and the time it publishes.  For instance, if I’d written something horrible and slanderous about George Carlin on Friday night and set it to post on Monday, I’d look like more of an ass than [...]

My morning routine goes a little something like this:

Alarm goes off. Hit Snooze button 1-3 times, depending on how many episodes of whatever show we’re currently watching on DVD (currently Angel) we crammed into the evening prior.
Grab clothes. Take long-ass shower that drives the wife nuts if she happens to be awake while [...]