neverbeencool

Archive for the ‘Posts in which I pretend I know something about politic’ Category

Oh, bless you, train. I don’t know what I’d ever write about it is wasn’t for you. I totally understand now why that homeless guy was humping you the other day.
So this was the dude sitting in front of me this morning. I heart him so much. Not only did he [...]

Carrying on the tradition of posting videos on weekends instead of wasting time writing shit nobody will read…
I have mixed emotions about this one:

Best part of that Colbert Report episode the other day, better than both Hillary’s tech support sketch and Obama putting manufactured distractions on notice.
Before Silja and I split our loyalties between Obama [...]



  • mickey: Now THAT"S a good pirate. Although it is certainly not my desire to walk the plank, I feel I'm given no choice in light of the gleaming saber and a
  • Chad Broadus: Ha! That's awesome. Jesus, she's all grown up now!
  • Jacob: Holy Crap? A post from Justin? And just in time for National Blog Posting Month. I demand you post once a day, every day until December.

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Justin is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, with a chocolate coating and a gooey nougat center.

If you just can't get enough of his rambling incoherent charm, contact him at justin@neverbeencool.com and tell him he's pretty.