neverbeencool

So we had our first hot day of the year yesterday here in the Rose City, with temperatures peaking somewhere between Just About Perfect for Justin and OHMYFUCKINGGODKILLMENOW. Closer to the former, thankfully. Somewhere in the 80s, I think, which, for Portlanders, is like 249 in dog degrees.
Anyway.
In Portland, the littlest bit of [...]

Just wanted to share a couple quick bits, in case the two Mr. Show episodes just weren’t enough for today…
Can’t remember if I mentioned this before and I’m too lazy to look through the posts from earlier in the week, but this last weekend was the first one I’ve had completely off in about a [...]

Noticed a new digit on the sign above the Chevron down the street from Casa del Justino.
Yes, you’re hearing it here first: gas is expensive. And rightfully so. How else would you expect to keep those poor oil company execs and investors off the streets if they can’t make an honest buck [...]

A couple weeks ago, one of my co-serfs from our Texas office came to town. Being his first time in Oregon, he was ill-prepared for what happened after he rented his ride. From his first attempts at filling up the tank to his encounters with free-range cyclists, the whole experience left him cowering [...]

Shhh.
Don’t tell anybody, but sometimes? When I’m at work? I’m not actually working. Because not working at work makes work soooo much more tolerable. Having a job that doesn’t actually involve work? Like acting or writing or prostitution? That would totally kick ass.
So while I wasn’t working yesterday, [...]