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Yes, folks. What you see here is all that remains from a Grande Non-Fat No Whip White Chocolate Mocha, purchased and consumed by Our Hero first thing this morning. And so the no coffee for Justin streak dies after approximately 49 days. So it goes.
Now, before we get into exactly what brought [...]

23 Apr, 2008

Dude, where’s my junk?!

Posted by: Justin In: PSA

Normally, I’d wait until everyone had a chance to enjoy the last post for at least a day before throwing something else on here.  Sometimes, though, you just have to share.
Behold, the Best Headline Ever:
Penis theft panic hits city
In case you’re afraid to click, here’s a taste:
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused [...]



  • mickey: Now THAT"S a good pirate. Although it is certainly not my desire to walk the plank, I feel I'm given no choice in light of the gleaming saber and a
  • Chad Broadus: Ha! That's awesome. Jesus, she's all grown up now!
  • Jacob: Holy Crap? A post from Justin? And just in time for National Blog Posting Month. I demand you post once a day, every day until December.

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