neverbeencool

My Starbucks receipt from my second-to-last hot-as-Hell morning in Texas. Go ahead and make your own joke about that one.
And that’s all I’m going to say about Texas today. Nothing exciting on that front, just a normal day of work (aside from the longer than usual commute).
By the time I hit the rack [...]

Yes, I’m still in Texas. And yes, it’s still hot as fuck.
Really, I could deal with all the other things about Texas if I absolutely had to move here, but oy vey! The heat!
By the way, this was going to be the ass-kickingest post of all time… then I accidentally deleted [...]

Given the events of this week, and the fact that I’m prepping for another go at my canceled Texas trip, the thoughts  running through my head are a little scattered.  And so will the ones spewed out in this post.  So say we all.
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Couple days ago, Anikka started yelling “Barnacles!” whenever something annoyed her.  So [...]

Just wanted to share a couple quick bits, in case the two Mr. Show episodes just weren’t enough for today…
Can’t remember if I mentioned this before and I’m too lazy to look through the posts from earlier in the week, but this last weekend was the first one I’ve had completely off in about a [...]

Picture I took about an hour ago while I was walking around over my lunch break.
“Wait a minute,” you say, the wheels turning ever so slowly. “That sign says ‘Portland.’” Exactly.
“But you said you were flying to Texas today.” Yes. Yes, I did.
“And since Portland isn’t in Texas…” [...]