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Just assorted, random crap today.  For whatever reason, I can’t seem to pull my head out of my ass long enough to put together anything close to a coherent post.
God, I hope this isn’t my super power.  Maybe it wasn’t a spider bite yesterday after all?  Maybe it was a Republican?
Anyway.
1.  Elton Brand is a [...]

You know what the problem is with books like One Hundred Years of Solitude? Books that are so damn good you can’t stop thinking about them for days after you put them down? They’re TOO good.
No matter what book you pick up during your rebound period, it’s going to suck balls. You’re [...]

My Starbucks receipt from my second-to-last hot-as-Hell morning in Texas. Go ahead and make your own joke about that one.
And that’s all I’m going to say about Texas today. Nothing exciting on that front, just a normal day of work (aside from the longer than usual commute).
By the time I hit the rack [...]

Like I mentioned yesterday, we’ll be out of town most of today. And since we’ll almost certainly be le pooped by the time we roll back into Casa del Justino, there’s not a snow ball’s chance of me writing a damn thing funky fresh and new on Tuesday.
Instead, you get recycled crap from my [...]



  • Arjewtino: I like how calm she sounds. That would just put me back to sleep.
  • mickey: It's great they sound an alarm but they don't yet know what for. Is this some new post-9/11 shit I haven't heard about? The terrorists have already
  • Maggie: Good god I hate Vegas - for so many reasons you've already covered. But I love The Wire and think perhaps it should elevate your category from "crap

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