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So I’m a little irritated this morning.
On Tuesday, I sent off a query to an editor about a content writing gig I found while poking around online.  I wasn’t really qualified, based on the description, but I figured “What the fuck…” and sent off an email.
As expected, that editor didn’t think I was the best [...]

Totally intended to wrap up the last two parts of the commercials thing I started last week, but after seeing this flying proudly across the street this weekend? How the Hell could I talk about commercials knowing that the Gays have crossed the border?!?
Yes, folks, the Gays have found our neighborhood. And you [...]



  • mickey: Now THAT"S a good pirate. Although it is certainly not my desire to walk the plank, I feel I'm given no choice in light of the gleaming saber and a
  • Chad Broadus: Ha! That's awesome. Jesus, she's all grown up now!
  • Jacob: Holy Crap? A post from Justin? And just in time for National Blog Posting Month. I demand you post once a day, every day until December.

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Justin is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, with a chocolate coating and a gooey nougat center.

If you just can't get enough of his rambling incoherent charm, contact him at justin@neverbeencool.com and tell him he's pretty.