neverbeencool

Why does Marvel insist on trying to make movies with certain characters after it’s become abundantly clear to audiences everywhere that they just aren’t going to fly?
And no, I’m not talking about the Hulk here.  People have beaten that one to death.  Nothing for me to say on the subject that 8 million critics and [...]

I was up until near midnight last night, baking banana raspberry bread and watching Olympic ping pong.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Now I’m exhausted this morning and couldn’t write to save my life.  Seriously.  Gun to my head, I couldn’t put together my own ransom note.  Pooped.
So, instead of attempting to put something together that we’ll [...]

Little background for those of you who ain’t from ’round here…
Place I live, Vancouver, Washington, (not to be confused with the much larger and prettier Canuck place about 6 hours north) is a small/medium-sized city sitting on the border between Washington and Oregon, about 5-10 miles from Portland.  Hell, but for the river and border [...]

Sorry, Internets.  Still too damn hot for Our Hero to pretend he can write anything amusing today. With a forecast in that 100-105 degree range, I’m lucky I can still breath much less post.
Instead, I give you this image, one that’s made me chuckle to myself every time I’ve seen or thought about it since [...]

This is completely unacceptable:

You Weather Gods are officially on notice.  This will not be tolerated.  Cease and desist or you’ll leave me no choice but to…  Fuck.  I got nothing.  Too hot to conjure up idle threats.  I’m just going to have to wallow in my own sweat until autumn.
You win again, Mister Sun.  You [...]