neverbeencool

Huh.
So being a big fat consumerist whore, I do a lot of online shopping.  I’m used to seeing websites making a big deal out of their sales, drawing your attention to items you can buybuybuyrightnow for pennies off the regular price.
You know what I’m talking about.  Like this ad on the Target website:
Well, the little [...]

So I have a little bit of a thing for horses.  I mean, I wouldn’t actually want to own one or anything.  Hell, keeping up with the house-broken critters is difficult enough.
And we don’t have any sort of horsie/Western decor.  I’ve never read a Louis L’Amour, and I’m not exactly fighting with Ani over her [...]

I love The Smoking Gun.  One of my favorite sites.
Was just flipping through this series of Phish-fan mugshot goodness and was shocked, SHOCKED, to see that they police could apprehend so many people for possession and/or distribution of narcotics at a Phish show.  It…  it’s just mind boggling.
Here I thought Phish phollowers were all upright [...]

One of the Trimet fare inspectors was kind enough to give me a little gift this morning:

Thankfully a warning and not the “fine up to $250.”
Here in Portland, the MAX works like this:

If you’re riding in the magickal land of Fareless Square, you can ride the MAX, a bus or, I believe, a Trimet employee [...]

Met my new BFF, Ice, sitting on a park bench with his girl (whose name I sadly can’t remember) while I was walking along Waterfront Park earlier this afternoon.
Bling!

POW!

Didn’t think to bring even my point-and-shoot on the walk with me, and these are the best my phone can do.  They don’t come close to doing [...]