neverbeencool

Last official day of work before I head to Texas, where here “last official day” means “last day for other people to work, but the beginning of yet another weekend in the office for Our Hero.” Happy happy. Joy joy.
Unfortunately, I still have a few last minute preparations I need to take care [...]

That’s not just a Diet Coke. That’s my first soda in nearly two months. Another streak ruined.
And why am I drinking a Diet Coke this morning? Because I don’t have any booze in the office. Like you even need to ask.
Well, that, and the fact that it’s the first pleasant, sunny [...]

As the Man of the house, one of my duties is to track, hunt, and kill various food stuffs to provide sustenance for the family. On Sunday, I hoisted up my loin cloth, grabbed my club, and headed down to the local Safeway to bring down some donuts.
Went to the first one and found [...]

Again, I planned on writing about Carlos and the Chocolate Salami, and again, well, I’m not.
I’m tired. Can’t think straight. Every night this week, I’ve put in a few extra hours in the evenings working on real-job crap. But, since no anonymous donor has offered to pay me to maintain this dive [...]

For two days now, I’ve planned on sharing the unabridged Director’s Cut version of a story I hinted at in my People Who Make Me Want to Puke on Kittens post, the tale of Carlos and the Chocolate Salami. But then something happens between when I wake up in the morning and get [...]