03 Jul, 2008
Posted by: Justin In: Fatty McFatfat| These are the people in my neighborhood...| What I want to be when I grow up
So I’m a little irritated this morning.
On Tuesday, I sent off a query to an editor about a content writing gig I found while poking around online. I wasn’t really qualified, based on the description, but I figured “What the fuck…” and sent off an email.
As expected, that editor didn’t think I was the best [...]
05 Jun, 2008
Posted by: Justin In: Posts in which I pretend I know something about politic| What I want to be when I grow up
Oh, bless you, train. I don’t know what I’d ever write about it is wasn’t for you. I totally understand now why that homeless guy was humping you the other day.
So this was the dude sitting in front of me this morning. I heart him so much. Not only did he [...]
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