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I loves me some spicy food. Love it in a borderline unnatural way, a way that’s illegal in some countries and a few southern states.
The spicier the better. If my mouth doesn’t burn, my eyes don’t water, or my nose doesn’t run, she’s not spicy enough.
If I go out for Thai food and [...]



  • mickey: Now THAT"S a good pirate. Although it is certainly not my desire to walk the plank, I feel I'm given no choice in light of the gleaming saber and a
  • Chad Broadus: Ha! That's awesome. Jesus, she's all grown up now!
  • Jacob: Holy Crap? A post from Justin? And just in time for National Blog Posting Month. I demand you post once a day, every day until December.

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