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I loves me some spicy food. Love it in a borderline unnatural way, a way that’s illegal in some countries and a few southern states.
The spicier the better. If my mouth doesn’t burn, my eyes don’t water, or my nose doesn’t run, she’s not spicy enough.
If I go out for Thai food and [...]



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